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Pinty Lightbottom FAQ
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I'm confused, s.r.Cassady. You say this is a biography?
Absolutely. I've known Pinty for a very long time.
But Pinty lives in a world with castles, swords, magic and trolls. Those things aren't real. This is not a biography.
I'm sorry, I don't understand. Are you saying that
don't live in a world with castles, swords, magic and trolls? That really is confusing then.
Dude - this is written in first person. Again, not a biography.
That seems to be a very limited point of view. Pinty is a complex Shortkin (like all Shortkin, right?). Telling his stories required a very immersive approach.
So why can I not talk to Pinty directly? Why do I need to go through you?
Not all people are available all the time. He
like to hang out, but he's got things to do. Think of it this way - when someone needed to talk to Spiderman, they would ask Peter Parker to pass on the message. I'm like your Peter Parker.
Your example sucks! Peter Parker
What! That's insane! They're two completely different people. Now, if you can stop trying to shatter my world, I'll also add that Pinty is three and a-half feet tall. I'm 6'4".
So you're sticking with the idea that Pinty is real?
What do you mean by idea? He's totally real.
Glad you understand! Hope you enjoy(ed) the book!